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This Week’s Specials

I’m offering a snack item in honor of Jasper Jacks this week: kangaroo jerky as tough as his newfound stance against Carly’s irresponsible choices. It’s been dried in the heat of the Outback and cured with lava salt and powdered … Continue reading

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This Week’s Specials

I love how nervous Brenda was for the first few hours before the wedding—it was an appropriate and needed remembrance of character history. Of course, she’s shown no shortage of superstitious worries about weddings since she gave Murray the rundown … Continue reading

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This Week’s Specials

On this week’s specials menu, we have a fast-traveling reveal of rape, a fake arrest, and a tattered bridal gown. And thus, February sweeps are upon us! I would be remiss not to comment on the quality of performances this … Continue reading

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